Hello! Remember me? I used to blog here about one hundred mazillion years ago.
Sorry I have not been doing so recently, but I was involved in a terrible dusting accident and tragically died. Heaven was nice and all, but I got bored so came back. It was good to see lots of dead celebrities though and, to a lesser extent, dead relatives.
You'll be pleased to know that Karen Carpenter is at a much healthier weight now. In fact I thought she'd put on a bit too much, but apparently it was wrong to tell her this.
Here is a question. It is probably not the sort of thing Parkinson would ask:
What is this artist up to?
Here is the answer.
Goodness me. I don't think I'll help out. Especially if the postman in his neck of the woods is as shoddy as ours - we're forever opening next door's post by mistake.
x
4 comments:
Welcome back, Gareth!
I am perplexed by the spermcube idea. That is going to smell like Billy-No-Mates' bedroom if they have a power cut.
Gross.
Spoof.
On another note you kow how delighted I am to have you back. Spoof or no spoof.
So you leave us for a bazillion years, and you come back with frozen semen?
Eww.
(:D x)
Hello lovely people!
Doris - We'll all have a spermcube in our houses soon. It's the future!
Lala - No! It's real, it's just a ridiculous spoofy idea designed to get the man attention and money so he doesn't have to get a real job. I believe he's the guy behind all the the mass naked photos that he's done on london and around the world.
Uma - Don't pretend you're above it. And a bazillion years? Do not exaggerate my love, it was a mazillion years and no more than that.
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