Ball play.

So tonight at 8 we find out the lineup for the Aber Uni May Ball, which for some reason I'm going to this year.

In 2004 the mighty Girls Aloud played, followed by Jools fuckin Holland last year. So it could go either way, although I'm hoping that there's a fuckingreat-wellshit-fuckingreat pattern emerging and this year I'll get to try and molest one of these:

• Charlotte Church (she's been rumoured).
• The Aloud again!
• Dr Karl Kennedy's band.
• Rachel Stevens.
• Bananarama.

And it had most certainly not be any of these:

• Son of Dork
• Journey South / Andy off X-Factor
• Fightstar

I love lists!


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...UPDATE...

So it's Liberty X and The Bodyrockers.

HOW WAS THIS A GOOD IDEA?!

The dullest pop group of the last 5 years and a one hit wonder who's one hit was the musical equivalent of a bucket of week old sick does not an entertaining lineup make. You know, I WOULD HAVE SETTLED FOR LISA SCOTT-LEE.

At least Chesney Hawkes is ganna be there too. Oh, wait :(


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