Dear The Man in Gap,

You overcharged me by 15 quid for those jeans this morning.

Obviously my total fear of confrontation meant that I said nothing to you about this, and wished you a good day before leaving, but please know that I'm a teensy bit pissed off with you.

It's this type of behaviour that'll see you working with the peroxided gays in Topshop.

Bestest Wishes,

Gareth


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