Walk Away

What we can learn from this year's Comic Relief single:

- Girls Aloud shouldn't cover songs that were never very good in the first place, nor should they ever record without their usual producers Xenomania.
- Africa is probably fucked. Or at least, it won't get as many Wells and Vaccinations as it would have if the song was any good. This means that people will DIE.

What we can learn from this year's comic relief single-accompanying-video:

- Cheryl has hair like a circus horse.
- Celebrities aren't as supportive towards comic relief as they used to be. I wonder if even Keith From The Office, Sonia Off Eastenders, Little Miss Jocelyn and The Man From Green Wing thought they were the first choice to appear.
- Amelle is the best thing about the Sugababes, and makes me like them more. She's the newish one that looks like an angry bird (perhaps a kestrel), for those who don't know their Sugababes.
- Nicola is so pale that the camera has problems recording her face. This is either because the other jealous girls lock her in the cellar and make her do housework, OR because everytime she goes outside the sun sees her and thinks "I'm not good enough to even look at such a bastion of greatness" and fucks off behind a cloud.


I shall probably still buy it though, what with it being a charity affair. My mum's already sent me this year's red nose and I've been wearing it far too much. It is better than the last few Comic Relief's worth, because it is spongey and light so it can be worn for more than 5 seconds and wont give you a nose bleed. On the downside, it smells a bit like how I would imagine Asbestos to smell like.

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