Lala, one of my favourite Australians (she's up there with Kylie and the Neighbours cast), has trapped me into doing this. I don't really mind, because it's all about me me me.
1) Would you bungee jump?
Yes! And I hope to one day, but only when I've got money to do it in style. Jumping off a crane in a carpark is a bit shit - I want to do it from a helicopter over the grand canyon.
Being a wimp, this is all rather odd. But my fear of heights is limited to ladders and anything I could easily fall off and land on something hard.
2) If you could do anything in the world for a living what would it be?
I'd own an animal rescue/rehab centre, OR be a succesful talk show host, OR be a Soap script writer, OR a children's television producer, OR a vampire hunter.
3) Your favorite fictional animal?
AMBIGUOUS QUESTION ALERT.
Do you mean an animal that doesn't really exist? If so, it'll be Dragons.
If you mean a fictional animal character, it's Basil the Great Mouse Detective. (I regard the Muppets as being real).
Actually, all the abiguity was imposed by me.
4) One person who never fails to make you laugh?
Pro Comedians aside, people tend to make me laugh through doing something stupid, or acting daft. SO: Little Eddy, Sian, McGowan, Danny Mac, Gwenno, and various people when pissed. My Grandparents also have me in stitches, because they are old, confused and slightly right wing.
There are also the people who live in my computer who make me laugh too, through the power of blogs and the Lowculture messageboard. They're all in my links.
5) When you were 12 years old what did you want to be when you grew up?
I'd realised I couldn't be a car by this age, so I think I wanted be something rich like a Lawyer. I may have wanted to act too.
6) What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Turn over and go back to sleep, or have a sip of water. 8 glasses a day, people.
7) Have you ever gone to therapy?
Nope. Although I should probably consider the physio kind. My back shouldn't give me jip at this young age, should it?
8) If you could have one super power what would it be?
I'd love to be able to fly, or control things with my mind. OR, morph into any shape or thing.
9) Your favorite cartoon character?
Right now it's Lola, of Charlie and Lola fame.
10) Do you go to church?
Hell no. I live opposite one at home, but have never been inside in the 5 years we've been there. Back when I was younger the whole family went to church, and I was a member of the choir - though I pretty much always mimed - and was an altar boy. But then we all except my Dad stopped going, after realising that none of us actually believe and what a waste of a Sunday morning it made.
11) What is your best childhood memory?
DISNEYWORLD! 1997, on one of those rockets with my mum. OR, flying over the Grand Canyon in 2001 and one, getting all emotional and being the only passenger not throwing up. These aren't that early are they? I remember having the best ever fun putting on puppet shows and building dens with my mate Matthew.
12) Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Hell no. Especially for the gays - we've only had it for a few months. Although of course it is a filthy SHAM, and not real marriage at all.
13) Do you own a gun?
Fuck no! What would I need a gun for? People who own guns and aren't in some sort of constant danger are total twats. The world would be a better place if guns had never been invented. I miss Jill Dando.
14) Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
I have a sister, so spent the first 12 years of my life hitting a member of the opposite sex. Then I learnt that I could do more harm to her with insults and cruel words, and I finally began to win our war.
15) Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Never. I acted in front of 300/400 people in a couple of school plays though. Always tealing the show.
16) What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair/face/weight. Not that I really pay all that attention. Though Heat magazine has trained me to look for the various imperfections that it points out in famous people - Orange Tan, Saggy Boobs, Too Thin, Too Fat, Hairy Pits, Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong etc ... When I'm especially bored, I'll also do that thing of looking at their outfit and mentally putting a large red tick or green cross next to it.
17) What is your biggest mistake?
I don't really have them. I know only dull people say "everything happens for a reason", and "you learn from your mistakes", but both are true.
18) Say something totally random about yourself.
I really miss white dog poo.
19) Has anyone ever said that you looked like a celebrity?
The Haribo kid, and I remember that website saying I looked like Hilary Duff.
:( x 2
20) What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
It's hardly really romantic when girls do nice things for me, so I don't really notice it.
21) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yeah! But mainly on myspace, when they normally ask questions like "When did you last try to kill yourself?" and "Do you fancy your number 2?".
FIN.
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6 comments:
If someone were to draw a typical chior boy, they'd draw you.
NEWSFLASH! Uma is a cunt!
I was right, you do make me laugh. And don't worry, I WAS the fat kid at school.
But now I know I am as special as Kyles and everyone on Ramsay st!
You're more special than some of them, like Toadie and Stingray and Elle.
Gah. Izzy's nostrils!
I love it when they flare, to the size of her eyes.
"Still would though."
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