Thursday, November 23, 2006

Election Night


It's been exactly one week since the mayoral voting began, and our candidates have been busy campaigning across the whole of Candyland, culminating in the unfortunate events of yesterday when a hungover Charlotte Church lent forward to kiss a baby but ended up spewing last night's kebab all over it.

Despite Doctors predicting that the tot's blindness will only be temporary, it may have cost Charlotte the election.


THE POLLS HAVE NOW CLOSED.



Thanks to everyone who took part.

Here is your new Mayor:

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Heeeeeere's Dolly!


Congratulations to Mayor Parton, who'll be over to take up her new position once she's found someone to water the plants in Dollywood.


Let's have a look at the results:

(Click to enlarge.)

Those of you without a PHD in politics may wish to know that this election was hardly a landslide, with the lead actually being different whenever I remembered to check it. However the closeness of the vote, coupled with the not-so-minor fact that probably no more than 5 people visit Candyland, leads to the conclusion that Blogpoll may not have been the best voting system to use.

But c'est la vie!

Long live Mayor Dolly!


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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

RECOUNT!

Boz said...

"Where was the ticker tape? The civic reception?"

Yay Mayor Parton!

Gareth said...

Nobody likes a bad loser Uma! Be like Boz, supporting the new leader. Who did both you vote for?

Anonymous said...

We had imaginary online voting booths for a reason Gareth. You're like those annoying 'tards that wait outside the polling station...get a life Mister.
I'm not bitter.
(Tweedy)

LaLa said...

I voted for Dolly! Hurrah! Now it's all tits, hair and sequins!

Doris said...

As a non-voter I am nonetheless pleased by the strangely hypnotic Dolly pic. Hurrah for glamour!