Sunday, May 07, 2006

Stop everything!

They've axed blue Smarties, in favour of white ones.

Nestle are taking the artificial flavourings out of their sweets, so that parents can still give their kids colon cancer without that annoying side-effect of hyperactivity, but they can't find a natural blue colouring.

Carry on again!


1 comment:

grimbin said...

as i dont care for smarties or emails im going to use this comment to refer u to my blogspot so u can aid me in making an important decision....please read the first article u come to and advise me in due course...