Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I love The Royal Family


And a big hello to The Sun lawyers.

x

13 comments:

LaLa said...

Nice handful of plastic?

Gareth said...

Possibly, yeah. The Sun had to apologise today about this, because they said that it was taken a week or so back (and she's not Harry's gf), when it was actually taken 3 years ago.

This picture is all about William though, with his cocktail. He looks like a gay horse.

SkinFluteSymphony said...

Oh to be a red haired, freckly, parentage under scrutiny Prince, instead of just a blonde, freeckly dude whose parentage is under question.

I do this sort of thing, I get a black eye...ginger Prince does it and it is all ok...wheres the justice??

Gareth said...

Maybe you need easier girls to grope? You'll see that the one in the picture has a helpful badge instructing all the men to have a squeeze. Look out for them.

LaLa said...

I like the way the Palace is making The Sun apologise because it was three years ago.

So it's OK to grab a handful of your mates fake boob in a nightclub when you are 2nd (3rd?) in line to the Throne as long as it was BEFORE you had your girlfriend.

What you can't see is the next photo where she gets a good old turkey slapping.

SkinFluteSymphony said...

You could be onto something there...I will keep my eyes peeled for badges next time I am out and about...

Gareth said...

Do you guys have happy slapping in Oz yet? Or is Turkey the main "slapping" craze?

It's basically when hoodied youths run up to someone and whack them, whilst filming it on their mobile phones. It seems to only happen inside Newspaper editors' head though, although Myleene from defunct reality band Hear'Say was a victim.

Anonymous said...

Ew, check out the crinkly skin above her hands-free implant! I did love the Sun's 'Dirty Harry' headline though. The biggest Harry let-down for me was when he wore that Nazi outfit and it transpired he was at a fancy dress party. I'd hoped that he just dressed like that when relaxing around the house.

LaLa said...

No, we just prefer to keep our slapping genitalia based over here.

Haha. I am still laughing about the gay horse.

Gareth said...

Surely though, if they wanted to give a poultry name to an act involving a manpart, then Cock would be the obvious bird to pick?

I s'pose it doesn't sound as good.

Gareth said...

And Kellie, you've still got Prince Phillip.

Anonymous said...

That's true. Old Phil is my favourite royal, but he won't be around for ever. I'm looking to Harry to pick up the offensiveness chalice.

Boz said...

Forget the princes. I'm allll about the Fergie renaissance.