... because tomorrow I am going on a detox.
It's not very manly, but I never have been and it's the perfect way to stop me feeling and looking rough as fuck after all the Christmas binges.
To be quite honest I'm not really sure what a detox actually is, so I just plan to eat fruit, veg and drink only water for 5 days and call it that. There's no way I'm having a fuckin' colonic though.
Do you know how much fun you can have from google image searching Carol Vorderman?
Observe:
She is filth.
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