Wednesday, July 19, 2006

There's a Girls Aloud song for every occasion:



That's a clever reference to the fact that it was a bit hot today.

PRESS ME

Isn't that the coolest thing ever?! And certainly not an example of scare mongering journalism. If I get bored tomorrow I plan on riding the bus around town for a few hours (with that pocket fan I got sticky taped to Smash Hits last summer) and watch all the business types get brain damage. I wonder what boiled brain smells like.

x

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like how the The Sun puts the main bits in bold and capital letters. "BOIL YOUR BRAIN", "DOUBLE", "ALIVE"...etc.
Its nice to know 'tards have a newspaper to read aswell.

Gareth said...

Oh it always does that to tell emphasise anything shocking. The word "gay" is always in chunky letters.

There's so much that's wrong with The Sun, I could write for hours about it. And the readers! The readers are brilliant. 9 out of 10 times, if you see someone reading it, their lips will be moving slightly as they do so.

grimbin said...

Errr Kylie fan here! U shuld know that dumbass. I scored as 55% trendy and 50% goth plus other percentiles what add up to like 250% so not quite sure how they work that, must have got some dumbass to do there maths. About my job, I handed over my share of the company and now work for my dad, which is alwite, plus I get a steady wage and can leave at any time I want. I weren't makin any money out of the computer thing, plus it was pretty boring.
And don't diss the sun, its name - the sun, explains what its meant for "to bring sunshine into the lives of british lower class folk", or so my journalist teacher who was editor of the Evening mail told me. It does exactly what it says on the tin I say, tits, homophobic and racist articles and a bit of footie, crackin.
P.S. Ive changed my myspace page, tis crackin also.

Gareth said...

Well since neither of us are on fucking MSN and I'm pleased that you're embracing MySpace a bit, I'll respond to this comment there.

Though of course it could be argued that this is a response, which it is of course. But it's not a proper one. I suppose it's more of a teaserOH SHUT THE FUCK UP GARETH.